Tuesday 28 June 2011

Bank letter - online letter to my bank

Online Letter to my Bank
from Miss Air

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What a waste
all my money spent
on money to me lent
all gone, what has gone wrong ?

for today, on the 28th of June
I have bitten into my overdraft
the cost of which
is £ 1 a day -
what a bitch



and soon, all too soon, I’m sure
I am to have a new score
a bad credit rating, a bad credit score

I have already sold all my gold
And for several winters have lived in the cold

while the apr on my credit card
zooms higher and higher
my bank can accurately be described
a financial vampire


for I am sunk into a swamp of serious debt
a quagmire, a financial net


and there are other spike threats
food and energy hikes set
food prices rocket
so we are all out of pocket

I have sold everything
everything
every ring
my fingers are quite bare
I have no rings left to wear
I cut my own hair

I have dropped a dress size
but am not watching my figure size
I simply can’t afford to eat
yet on the monthly beat
I pay the monthly interest fee
religiously ( and foolishly )

while I go hungry to bed the mighty 

bankers' bloated bonus bellies are fed
with financial figures so almighty - crikey !

Crikey - I said

The government is dead to us
it doesn’t want to make a fuss
MP’s are too busy filling their boots
with paid for ‘on expenses’ loot


I will send this poem
to my bank’s press office
I will send this poem
to my bank’s public relations department

but it will do no good
but makes me feel good
to express my fury
and let readers be my jury
 
( not happy with this ending or even this poem - will come back to it at a later date - doing well in google search engine for 'bank letter online' ).

http://authorsden.com/janeair
Author of The Cyber Mermaid book
and Cartoonist for The Cyber Mermaid Cartoon Blog

BANKING CARTOONS IN PROGRESS - CARTOONS ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES OF DEBT - posted at my banking cartoon blogs - where else ???????????